I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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