my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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