i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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