I cockslap morals
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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