Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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