he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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