Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Randomize
