i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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