1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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