Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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