Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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