i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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