is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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