Say something about gay babies.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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