The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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