You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
They are going to name an STD after you.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Randomize
