wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i may or may not be watching the land before time
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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