Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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