Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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