you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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