There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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