After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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