just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question