She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.