He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia