if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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