but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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