If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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