have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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