WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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