i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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