dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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