I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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