Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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