pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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