She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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