On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
True strength comes from lack of pants
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.