I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
well, you know. whores of a feather.