no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
the raccoons are back...
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