Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
