cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Dicks are not precious.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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