dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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