fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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