Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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