My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
