Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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