My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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