: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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