He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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