I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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