but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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