I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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