she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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