can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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