I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD