He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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