just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I need to sanitize my soul.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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