so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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